Join me on my little adventures as I scribble away at some notes in my blog :)

The messy writings of an Ottawa escort brought to you by Caterina Fontana

If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.

Charles Bukowski

The Art of Communication

Being a sex worker enhances my communication skills significantly. To effectively sell my services, maintain a client base, and attract new customers, I rely on my strong communication abilities. Engaging with individuals from diverse backgrounds and walks of life requires not only speaking with them, but also observing their body language, movements, and facial expressions. … The Art of Communication

Monday Thoughts

When is it a good time to call a provider? The client provider relationship is truly special. It’s bound by time, intricate and unique by nature, and distinct in itself. Without peeling back every single layer of yourself, a bond is formed with a complete stranger. It comes naturally, and has the potential to grow … Monday Thoughts

Why I Retired The 60 Minute Date

I’ve been asked this question several times since I retired my 1 hour date, so let me tell you why. I like to spend time at the beginning of my dates getting to know my new clients, and catching up with familiar faces. I put in an effort to show interest and it helps people … Why I Retired The 60 Minute Date

Deposits — Industry Standard

Please note that in this post, I am solely discussing deposits, nothing more, nothing less (duh lol). In my previous post, I discuss a few topics, but just scratch the surface. I aim to get a bit more in depth here regarding deposits, as I feel it’s necessary for new clients, and those who’ve been … Deposits — Industry Standard

Puttanesca: The Lady of The Night

Made by combining anchovies, capers, olives, and optional ingredients like garlic, red pepper flakes, chile peppers, and tomatoes into a truly tasty gravy. “According to Luca Cesari, writer and author of The History of Pasta in Ten Dishes, the recipe’s origins are murky”, dating back beyond the 50s.  There is debate, first, about the location of … Puttanesca: The Lady of The Night

Weekly Update — 27/02/23

Hello lovers, What a beautiful day it is! I’m so thankful to wake up in my own bed and have a roof over my head this morning. This past weekend, on February 23rd, my girlfriend and her partner’s home, along with residents of the building, was tragically burned to the ground. In addition to losing … Weekly Update — 27/02/23

SEO For Sex Work

How to kill it at marketing (keep in mind I know nothing) This is going to be a shift from what I typically write about. For one, I’m technologically inclined. For two, I find this stuff b-o-r-i-n-g. Last, we’re sex workers, why bother with ‘technology’? I’ll tell you why: marketing is 90% of our job. … SEO For Sex Work