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The messy writings of an Ottawa/ Toronto escort brought to you by Caterina Fontana

If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.

Charles Bukowski

SEO For Sex Work

How to kill it at marketing (keep in mind I know nothing) This is going to be a shift from what I typically write about. For one, I’m technologically inclined. For two, I find this stuff b-o-r-i-n-g. Last, we’re sex workers, why bother with ‘technology’? I’ll tell you why: marketing is 90% of our job. … Continue reading SEO For Sex Work

How I Stay Motivated

Do you struggle staying motivated? Sometimes I do too. That’s why I’ve composed a guide for How to Stay Motivated during those times when the going gets though. I can come back to this and reflect on what’s really important, and remind myself to pick it up! Happy reading! Wake Up Early Wake up early— … Continue reading How I Stay Motivated

Romanticize Your Life

Romanticize the life you live. In this social media era, comparison is at an all time high. We’re forever searching for what we don’t have, and idolizing those who seem to have it all. But the truth is, it’s an illusion. Most people aren’t living extravagant lives; social media is just a highlight reel. People … Continue reading Romanticize Your Life

Weekly Update – 23/10/22

If you don’t know me yet, you’ll come to know that I’m a sucker for all that Ottawa, the capital of Canada, has to offer. With deep Italian roots, I love exploring the adventure that is Ottawa! With a vibrant night life and spectacular historical architecture, this city will have you yearning for more. Below … Continue reading Weekly Update – 23/10/22

Weekly Update – 09/10/22

This week has been nothing short of wonderful! So much to be grateful for and reflect on. Thankful, Spoiled & New Friends One noteworthy event that happened is a long-term client who moved out of the country came back into town; we enjoyed each other’s company over dinner and a couples massage. It was truly … Continue reading Weekly Update – 09/10/22

Best Buy – Missed Opportunity?

Your Favourite Italian Girlfriend, Freestyling at Best Buy Freestyling– we all know what it is. An “easy” way (for some) to obtain customers by “sitting pretty” at a hotel/ sports bar/ casino/ ect. “Easy” because the client can visibly see that you’re a real person and not a “scammer’ (as they love to claim), you … Continue reading Best Buy – Missed Opportunity?

New to Booking Providers?

Your Ultimate Guide to Booking a Legitimate Provider, How to Properly Book, Why you Should Screen, and Oh So Much More! Disclaimer: This blog post contains thoughts that are of my own; I do not assume to be speaking for all providers. Your Favourite Italian Girlfriend. This is a guide for new clients to the … Continue reading New to Booking Providers?